Brazil Waterspout Comes Outta Nowhere And Starts Tossing People Into The Air Like They're Ants

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!  SAVE YOURSELVES!  Mother Nature is a cruel bitch mother.  I guess I can’t say I blame her.  After all the stuff we’ve put her through she’s well within her rights to freak the fuck out every now and then.  Wars, fossil fuels, pollution. stripping her of her key nutrients, and of course, Oprah farts.  Those are bad things we’ve done.  So I can understand that from time to time she likes to reassert her dominance by creating a tsunami that kills a bunch of people or a volcano that melts people’s faces.  Or, in this case, a waterspout that comes out of literally nowhere on the beach and starts tossing people around like they’re ants.  Seriously.  That was nuts.  One second people are enjoying a nice calm day on a Brazilian beach.  The next second it’s a scene from The Day After Tomorrow.  A lot of the time I just forget that Mother Nature could wipe me off the face of the Earth with minimal effort but this is a reminder.  Something tells me those people on the beach won’t soon forget.