Dan Bilzerian out there making dreams come true. I’ve always said that if I had a Make A Wish it would be to spend a day with Bilzerian and just live the life for a day. High stakes gambling, private planes, and all the hookers and blow one can handle. Fuck going to Disney World with your family, the Dan Bilzerian experience is where it’s at. And he’s now offering that experience to wounded warriors, which is pretty much the most awesome thing in the world. There’s nobody who deserves to ball out with Dan more than those guys. Kind of two birds with one stone for him- gets to do a great thing for our wounded veterans, gets some good PR, and still gets to fuck the whores.
PS: This made me laugh a bit too much.