Alessandra Ambrosio Rolling Around On An American Flag In a Pool Is As American As Apple Pie

Is Alessandra Ambrosio American? Nope. Do I care? Not in the slightest. It’s even more respectful that she’s rolling around soaking wet on an American flag and not even from here. I gave her a salute IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

I like the thing she does where she doesn’t wear very many clothes then lets people take pictures of her.