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Classy Drunk Mom Tries To Tony Hawk It At The Skatepark And You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Fat, drunk, and at a skatepark is no way to go through life, lady. The vile cursing in front of teenagers isn’t a good look, either. But I guess when you decide to do something that requires genuine athleticism and balance in flip flops while obese you don’t really think many things through. That doesn’t even mention the thought process that went behind getting that tramp stamp. Might as well be a bullseye on a buffalo. Gotta love the audible gasps and dead silence when her face hit the concrete. It’s like they freaking expected she was gonna do a 720 across the way like Bart Simpson in his prime. Even money she didn’t have many teeth to lose, anyways.