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El Chapo Emails ISIS, Calls Them "Lowly Pussies" And Says He Will Destroy Them

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Fox NewsMexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzman has a lot of enemies: the Mexican government, the Drug Enforcement Administration, Donald Trump.

But now the world’s most powerful drug trafficker is taking one what is arguably the world’s most feared organization, ISIS.

Chapo’s anger toward the radical jihadist group does not stem from some sense of altruism for the victims of the recent attacks in Paris or San Bernardino, but instead from concerns about his bottom line after ISIS destroyed several of his Sinaloa Cartel’s drug shipments moving through the Middle East.

In a harshly worded email to ISIS, which was leaked by the website Cartel Blog, Guzmán sent a stark warning to ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi about messing with the cartel’s business.

“You [ISIS] are not soldiers,” Guzmán purportedly wrote. “You are nothing but lowly p**. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.”

Guzmán added: “My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them. It looks like it’s on.”

America’s secret weapon against terrorism…a fat mustachioed Mexican drug lord? Didn’t see that coming. I don’t know, I guess I always pictured the guy to put the final nail in terrorism’s coffin as some jacked up SEAL Team Six member on a covert mission, or an American Predator drone dropping a perfectly placed Hellfire directly on top of a secret meeting of all the top leadership. Just kind of a surprise that it may end up being this dude.

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Oh well. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I don’t care how tough America and all our allies have been in dealing with ISIS or how much we’ve stepped up airstrikes and ground activity, last I checked nobody sent out an incredibly strongly worded email straight into their inbox? Unless it’s confidential I’m pretty sure Obama didn’t fire off anything from his GMail calling ISIS lowly pussies and sons of whores that he’s going to rip their hearts and tongues from to hang in the god damn Oval Office? As someone with direct, day-to-day first hand experience with hateful insults on the internet, I can assure you, it’s a strategy that shouldn’t be ignored. El Chapo slowly breaking down their will with internet trolling, America steps in and finishes the job. Tag team dream matchup.