Ben Affleck's Phoenix Back Tattoo Is The Most Preposterous Thing I've Ever Seen
But today we have the big reveal, the Full Monty (reverse Full Monty? Back Monty? Whatever.) ABSURD tattoo on Ben here. I get being a divorced dad is sad but just drink yourself silly in your apartment with one plate and one bowl like a normal man. This “new year, new me, I’m a phoenix rising from the ashes” is such incredible chick shit I can’t stand it. There are tattoo guys and non-tattoo guys, Ben Affleck is certainly the latter and shouldn’t be cannonballing into the deep end with a full back spread.