Ben Affleck's Phoenix Back Tattoo Is The Most Preposterous Thing I've Ever Seen

A little while back, we caught a glimpse of Ben’s tramp stamp.

But today we have the big reveal, the Full Monty (reverse Full Monty? Back Monty? Whatever.) ABSURD tattoo on Ben here. I get being a divorced dad is sad but just drink yourself silly in your apartment with one plate and one bowl like a normal man. This “new year, new me, I’m a phoenix rising from the ashes” is such incredible chick shit I can’t stand it. There are tattoo guys and non-tattoo guys, Ben Affleck is certainly the latter and shouldn’t be cannonballing into the deep end with a full back spread.