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Can't Stop, Won't Stop Watching This Thief Nonchalantly Steal Himself A Case Of Orange Soda On A Hoverboard

2015, ladies and gentleman. Great to see we live in an age where our felonies are futuristic. Only thing better is if that damn thing went up in flames and he still wasn’t fazed a bit. He’d just continue to glide on his flaming cloud straight to heaven. Or prison. Same thing.

I don’t care if I’m in the minority, if I see you on one of these things in an un-ironic fashion, I automatically think less of you as a human. That is all.