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Today In LeSean McCoy: A Lover Scorned - "Chip Can't Shake Shit"

Hell hath no fury like a player traded to Buffalo. Yes, I’d be pissed if I had to live in the US equivalent to Siberia, too, but not this type of dumped ex-girlfriend level of scorned where you can’t even shake a the man’s damn hand. Just move on like any break up and post an unnecessary amount inspirational messages and happy pictures of yourself on social media to give a facade that everything is alright. You don’t want people to know you’re still depressed and crying in the shower, Shady.

And you’re damn right I’m petrified of Shady shaking his dick to the tune of 200+ yards on Sunday, even though he make me and Herm angry.