Carly Rae Jepsen Sang An Entire Song In The Language From "The Sims" And You're Goddamn Right It Bangs






I don’t want to overexaggerate here so let me just put it in the form of a few questions: how many songs did The Beatles do in a made up language? How about The Rolling Stones? Did The Who or The Clash ever spit out hits in foreign tongues? Because Carly Rae Jepsen just did. Her talent transcends the English language and if that doesn’t make you respect her talent then I don’t know what will. You can take all your Grammys and Billboard chart toppers, give me a girl who can sing the catchiest hooks ever in Simlish every day of the week.



PS – As much as we make fun of the Asians and their pixelated porn, The Sims shower scenes are still some of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen. There’s a real chance I got my first boner while playing The Sims on my Windows PC and listening to Lil Kim sing “How Many Licks.” The absolute definition of erotic.


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