Loveeeee Is In The Air

Portnoy can go on and on and on about Selena and Beeber, but everyone knows she’s over it. She’s over him. She’s onto DC athletes. First came Tom. Now Bryce. DC is where the money is. Where the looks are. Am I next? Shit, I might be next. If you take away the money and looks and athleticism thing, I’m totally next.

Meanwhile Bieber is somewhere running around like a maniac, demanding someone drive him to the batting cages so he can take an Instagram picture. He’s being cuckolded by DC athletes left and right, it’s incredible. Rattled city, population El Bieberente.

h/t @JClem19 for being on the Bryce beat