This Wrestler Has The Most Powerful Dick In The World

Probably the most amazing dick wrestling scene in history, yes even more awe-inspiring than when those Japanese dudes went all Lorena Bobbit on Val Venis. It’s nice to have these moments to bring back the childlike wonder of wrestling. Oh it’s fake? Wrestling’s “not real” and all made up? Then explain what I just witnessed to me. Explain how Joey Ryan used dick kegels in order to hurt Danshoku Dano and send him whirling around the ring like a bride on her wedding night. I’ll wait.

PS – Even men with incredibly strong and magical dicks are humbled by Twitter typos. Can we get a goddamn edit button already? Not something wehre you can change your whole tweet to “I hate black people” once it goes viral, but maybe three character edits?