Might Be Time To Impeach Michelle Obama For Saying Mac And Cheese Powder Isn't Food

WTOP – In an interview in the March issue of Cooking Light magazine, Mrs. Obama says Sam Kass, the family’s former personal chef, had taken a stand against the boxed variety, which includes processed cheese powder among the ingredients. “He said there’s nothing wrong with mac and cheese, but it’s got to be real food,” she said, crediting him with helping to eliminate processed food from their diet. Kass gave her daughter Malia, who was about 8 years old at the time, a block of cheese and challenged her to turn the fresh cheese into powder. “She sat there for 30 minutes trying to pulverize a block of cheese into dust,” Mrs. Obama says. “She was really focused on it and it just didn’t work, so she had to give up. And from then on, we stopped eating macaroni and cheese out of a box because cheese dust is not food, as was the moral of the story.”

 

OH I’M SORRY Fuhrer Michelle Obama. Pretty huge slap in the face to the entire country your husband was elected to run. Kraft mac and cheese from the blue box is as American as a yellow lab and a white picket fence. Guess they don’t have those in Kenya do they? So excuse me and everyone I know for enjoying mac and cheese the way it was supposed to be prepared- with a big ol’ packet of powder cheese. How dare she say that fine powder isn’t a food. The fuck out of here. It’s like she doesn’t even understand simple science. If it’s not food then why does it taste so good? Riddle me that.