FSU Sorority Girl Is The Best College Football Player In The Country

She’s back!

Derrick Henry. Leonard Fournette. Michelle Roque. The best college football players in America.

In case you need a refresher, here’s my blog from 2014 that I can’t link to because it’s deleted from the archives –

Michelle Roque of Florida State’s Delta Gamma chapter has an amazing run in the finals of the annual Beta Theta Pi flag football tournament fundraiser.

 

Was that Barry Sanders or a Florida State Delta Gamma white girl?

Cut Karlos Williams.  Sign flag football girl.  Sit back and collect repeat national championship trophy.  Just keep Jameis away from her.

(Jameis line killed it)

But seriously, Danny Kanell is right. If UF had this type of talent on offense they might have a shot of hanging within 20 points of ‘Bama. If FSU knew anything they’d put her on the actual team and have her take some reps from Dalvin in practice – yeah he’s a beast, but competition brings out the best in everyone.