You know what, the predictable route here would be to say this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. A wedding in a parking lot, in Cleveland Ohio, in November, right before watching two teams with a combined 5 wins battle it out for the toilet bowl. But that’s not what I’m going to say, why? Because this is one of those times if you don’t care about the haters you’re winning. Think Randy and Melissa care what the internet says about them? Think they care that people think this is sad? Fuck no. They’re ready to eat cake, cook some brats, drink some beer, and watch Matt Schaub battle Josh McCown. If you can’t enjoy the little things in life you can’t enjoy anything. So congrats you crazy kids, to many years of marital bliss and probably some really shitty football. No farting during your wedding sex tonight, ah who am I kidding, they’ll probably be lots of farting.
Congo Line off the chain.