Lebron And The Cavs Have Banned "Hoverboards" From Their Arena - Daily Mail

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CLEVELAND, Ohio – Early on, the Cleveland Cavaliers are feeling the pressure of LeBron James’ obsession with bringing a title to the city of Cleveland. His teammates might have thought they understood the magnitude of the city’s championship drought and what James’ return truly means, but they had no idea how much James would be in their ear in Year 2. Based off last season’s performance, they probably felt they had a firm grasp of what it took to be an NBA champion. They came up two games short without Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love. Despite the Cavs boasting an Eastern Conference-best record of 13-4, James has been extremely critical of his locker room mates. In the heat of competition, you’d see him scolding players for lackadaisical effort and casual slipups. In mid-October James questioned the culture of the team, leading to internal changes when it came to professionalism and promptness. It was all addressed in a team meeting before the regular season tipped off. Those Hoverboards some players cruised around on through the corridors of The Q during The Finals and during preseason play, the organization banned them from the arena, cleveland.com was informed.

Well thats it, guys. Lebron means BUSINESS. Its not all fun and games. You cant just show up on a motorized scooter and play ball. Its about more than that. They’re 13-4 but if they werent riding scooters, maybe they’d be 17-0. Their window to win is now and riding around PhunkeeDucks aint how you win titles. Of course the Cavs window would probably be open for years to come if GM Lebron didnt ship Andrew Wiggins out of town but who’s keeping track. Making trades and banning scooters, thats what Lebron does!

Also this is a glimpse into what its like having Swish on your team. You gotta ban toys and games and all sorts of shit because your starting 2 guard is legitimately a goddam child. Good thing is he makes up for it all when he…wait when does Swish make up for it all?

We also got the Japanese porn star who opened up a poop restaurant, deer hunting season is also stripper season in Michigan, and Russian Maxim forgives famous gay people for being gay. Plug in juice up.