Dwight Howard Posterized The SHIT Out Of Porzingis Last Night

I wasnt going to address this. I thought I could let this slide under the radar. Nobody was really pay attention. Everyone was watching the Pats except for like me, Clem and a couple Knicks fans. I thought it was sort of like a “If a tree falls in the woods…” sorta thing. If Porzingis gets posterized, and nobody is watching, didnt he ever get posterized at all?

But then I realized that going radio silent when shit goes wrong is not how I roll. Thats not my shtick. Thats someone else’s on this site. So fair is fair. I ran my mouth every time Godzingis threw down. Kevin Love and Tiago Splittler and Lamarcus Aldridge and the whole city of Toronto were put on a poster and I let the world hear it, and now its time we run it back the other direction. Sometimes you are creating posters and sometimes you star in them. Thats just the breaks when you’re 7 foot 3 and you play with no fear. You know how many guys in the NBA wouldnt even step up and try to stop that alley oop? You know how many guys would just mail it in and head back to the other end of the court? Not Kristaps. Dude is there to play D, swat shots, and be a presence in that paint and thats what the fuck he’s gonna do. Sure, those pictures look like Dwight Howard is butt fucking him, but thats what happens. Sometimes you get butt fucked for trying to play D. I ain’t gonna get mad at the dude. Not for one second.

So go ahead and laugh it up. Dwight turned into Mothra and fucked up Godzilla’s shit. The Knicks blew a game to the Rockets where they had a double digit lead mostly because they dont even really have a head coach. I’ve been dishing it out so I can take it. And so can KP. If there’s ever been a guy who can just laugh it off and keep it moving, its Porzingis. Dude has made a living off of not giving a fuck what other people think. Its only a matter of time before he’s dunking on someone’s head again and the world returns to order.