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That chick? The one that looks like a crossing guard? That’s the one that spooked you so bad you had to floor it and strangle the shit out of your pregnant wife? Hate to be the one to tell you this but gas stealing just might not be your thing bro. Time for option B in the old career path.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><em>thanks to thomas for the tip</em></div></body></html>

<p><object width="500" height="360" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NTMT0KDp7SM?version=3&hl=en_US"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><embed wmode="opaque" width="500" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NTMT0KDp7SM?version=3&hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></object></p><p>Act cool, act cool, act cool, GO!</p><div><a href="http://i.imgur.com/dHqguYy.gif"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/dHqguYy.gif" alt sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></div><div>I love how they got scared of the woman in the reflective vest. That chick? The one that looks like a crossing guard? That’s the one that spooked you so bad you had to floor it and strangle the shit out of your pregnant wife? Hate to be the one to tell you this but gas stealing just might not be your thing bro. Time for option B in the old career path.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><em>thanks to thomas for the tip</em></div>

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