A Big Ol' FU To Whoever Decided To Make This Farewell Chip Kelly Montage To "Streets Of Philadelphia"

Thanks, pal. The last thing I need is my favorite things in the world – The Philadelphia Eagles and Bruce Springsteen – giving me a double stab to the dick the day before Thanksgiving. It’s just simply not necessary at this time. I hope the creator of this gets an Andrew Beckett* diagnosis that ultimately ends up being innocuous.

*Philadelphia is one of the more underrated movies filmed in this fine town. Those were the days when Tom Hanks was cleaning up Oscars and Denzel wasn’t playing the same damn role in every flick. You don’t see him threatening to kick the piss out of dudes hitting on him in The Book Of Eli or whatever overrated happy crap he’s dishing out nowadays.