The 2016 NYC Taxi Driver Calendar Is The Perfect Holiday Gift For The Psychopath Murderer In Your Life
City Lab- The 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar ($14.99) is out, with a dozen of the city’s sexiest licensed drivers striking poses alongside their yellow cabs. Created by Philip and Shannon Kirkman, the calendar gives us the right mix of modest bodies and irresistible personalities. You’ll wish you were blowing bubbles with Mr. June or sharing a hot slice with Mr. September. Getting in the trunk with Mr. May, however, is not advised.
If you’re worried that such images may distract your coworkers or upset a significant other, remind them that a portion of the proceeds go to University Settlement, a New York non-profit that helps over 30,000 immigrants, workers, and families with education, housing, and literacy programs. According to the Kirkmans, their calendar sales from previous years have generated almost $50,000 for the agency so far.
I remember back in the day when the FDNY started selling calendars of sexy firemen and chicks just ate them up. Being able to look at a different brave stud on their wall every month helped them escape the reality of having to roll around in the sheets with common men like myself. But now we have devolved as a society where people that you can make a calendar of the worst drivers in NYC that drive around in B.O.-filled cars as they talk on the phone to some random person in another country. Hell in a handbasket, people. Anyway, lets take a quick look at the calendar.
This looks like an ex-fireman that was in one of those old FDNY sexy calendars and has now turned to a life of fighting the Van Wyck instead of fires.
“But I ordered EXTRA pepperoni”
“Oh don’t worry, I brought that too”
KFC, Pres, and Big Cat in 30 years?
Would.
DEFINITELY would.
Soulmates in mirror may be closer than they appear
This guy strikes me as someone that came over from Yugoslavia during the Cold War with the dream of being a ballet dancer and is “only doing this cab driving thing until I get enough money and practice to make it big.” Fast forward 25 years and one fallen Berlin Wall, and here he is finally performing for the masses.
Nobody that looks like this should be allowed to play with bubbles when kids are out of school.
I wouldn’t mind shooting the shit with Orthodox John McEnroe on a night when I was too drunk to take the subway back home.
“Wanna get wet? No, not swimming. I just scored some good ass PCP”
This cab driver got more exercise during this shoot than I get for an entire week.
I am 90% sure that this is Scarface from Half Baked.
I feel like this isn’t the first or last time this guy has been naked in the trunk of his cab.