Hey Remember This Adorable Chick Who Got Arrested For Selling Cocaine And Acid? Turns Out Her Dad Is A DEA Agent
Complex- When 19-year-old Sarah Furay was busted for alleged “possession and delivery” of cocaine, Ecstasy, meth, and LSD in Texas earlier this month, her bizarrely happy mugshot quickly went viral after inspiring various nicknames such as “Adorable Drug Kingpin” and variations on that theme. After being booked at the Brazos County Jail and posting her $39,000 bond, Furay was promptly released: However, according to a fresh report from Death and Taxes, there is one more detail about Furay that’s probably worth mentioning: New information brought to the attention of Death and Taxes reveals that Furay’s father is Bill Furay, a supervisory special agent for the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. He is currently serving as the DEA’s diplomatic attaché at the U.S. Ambassador’s office in Panama City, Panama, and was previously Resident Agent in Charge at the DEA office in Galveston, Texas. Of course, the discovery of this information most certainly doesn’t automatically suggest any manipulation of the system. However, as should be obvious, the relationship certainly couldn’t hurt someone’s chances of feeling comfortable enough to smile in a mugshot.
Classic childhood rebellion story right here. This is Raising A Kid 101 (ya know, since I know so much about raising a kid). As a parent if you tell a kid they can’t do something that’s only going to make them want to do it even more. For example, if a girl’s parents don’t let her date boys and are super protective of her there’s a better than good chance she’ll become a raging whore in high school who sleeps with the entire football team and then instead of going to college becomes an Instagram “model”. Or like when a kid never drinks in high school cause his parents are goody two shoes then goes to college and almost dies of alcohol poisoning the first week because he has no idea what he’s doing. Parents have to let their kids try stuff so they don’t overdo it once they get the chance to be on their own. It’s like a vaccine. Give’em a little taste. Same goes for this drug dealer daughter and her DEA dad. I bet Dad was real strict when she was growing up. Always talking about how bad drugs were around the dinner table. Talking raids and busts non-stop. All the while little Sarah Furay couldn’t wait to get her hands on some cocaine and acid to find out what all the hype was about. She liked it so much that she started selling the stuff right in DEA Dad’s face. I predict an awkward Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday.
