Sports Illustrated's Newest Swimsuit Model Ashley Smith Is Just A Liiiiiitle Bit Different Than Most Models

Ummmmm…well that’s….different.

Here she is in an SI swimsuit shot, mouth glued together. I would make her a sticky mess in 3.2 seconds (and hammer the under):

And then you have this:

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. I’m going to try and be mature about this. Everyone is beautiful and unique. Or something. Obviously SI is just trying to prove a point and make waves. Completely obvious. I mean good for her or whatever. Bucking the trend. The Michael Strahan of swimsuit models. I’m just so confused. I hope this doesn’t come a trend. I can handle one. It takes me for a loop, my beat-off game gets stronger, everyone wins. But let’s try and stick to what works.