I'll Be Damned If Bieber Didn't Just Make Me Cum Myself To the Moon

I know people think my Bieber thing is a schtick. But honestly look at him! Hot mess city! How do you look at this manchild and not cum yourself to the moon? This ain’t no sctick. This is real life holms! Here we are now Bieber! Entertain us! I feel stupid and contagious! Here we are now Bieber! Entertain us!

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