Tila Tequila Won Best Celebrity Sex Tape For "Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting" But Said She Is Willing To Give The Award To Fellow Whore Farrah Abraham

Inq- Tila Tequila beat out Farrah Abraham for the Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the recent AVN Awards, but the reality star-turned-mom isn’t jumping for joy, and claims Abraham can have the award if she’d like. On January 29, TMZ reported the following. “And the AVN Award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape… does not go to Farrah Abraham — but her cakes might take the cake anyway, since actual the winner Tila Tequila would rather be Mommy of The Year.” “Tila Tequila won the trophy last weekend for her Shakespearean effort in ‘Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting’ — but she tells us she’d be happy to give it to Farrah… who clearly wanted it more.” According to the report, Abraham accidentally stood up as Tequila was named the winner.

Wow, that is very noble of Tila Tequila. Just one whore letting another whore get all the glory. And poor Farah Abraham can’t catch a break. Walked up there like Zoolander when Hansel won the best male model award. Totally could not believe “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More” didn’t win best sex tape. Well I gotta say, I did my research, and Tila Tequila 2: Backdoored and Squirting makes Farrah 2: Backdoor and More look like Naughty Nurses 2. If Farrah wants to win awards, she’s going to have to step it up. She’s already taking a break from her daughter, which is by far my favorite quote of all time:

“It’s healthy that we have a break,” she says of being away from her daughter. “She has her own life and is doing her own thing, and I’m doing mine,” Farrah adds.

That’s really her, talking about taking a break away from her 4 year old daughter. And despite that, she still couldn’t win best celebrity sex tape. For shame.

And again, props to Ms. Tequila for being so selfless. In the cut throat industry of fake celebrities releasing sex tapes, it’s good to see there is still a code. And here she is breast feeding her child, whoring it out on Instagram for all to see. As my friend Adam Carolla would say, she should just put that thing into a potato gun and fire it North. Hopefully it lands at a farm and pigs can raise it, because they’ll certainly do a better job than her.