All About The Bengals Rolling Out A) Monkeys B) Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Sheep And C) A GoPro For Said Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Sheep

SOLD. A monkey in a cowboy hat riding dogs herding sheep isn’t exactly (for some reason) a new thing. Those geniuses have been marketing these events for years now. However, this is the first time they’ve given a GoPro to film the master monkey do his craft and it’s as intriguing as it gets. Especially since I don’t want, I NEED a monkey in my life. If these things are only available for the super rich then I’m SOL. But do they still give out helper monkeys to the “Differently Abled”? Cause somebody may need to take a baseball bat to my back because a forced injury hasn’t been this necessary since Tucker fell in love and needed to be with Mary. Because I haven’t lived until I’m considered the Alpha Male and I order my helper monkey to wipe my butt, make the guests orange juice, then show everyone his happy dance. Tis the life of a king.