Kevin McHale's Wife Blames The Kardashian Curse For Getting Her Husband Fired

First thing’s first, Lynn McHale 100% thought that @NotSportscenter was a real account. You know she thought that was like official insider info and she RTd the shit out of it like it was a mic drop. You cant really blame her considering that tweet about Harden is spot on. Keeping NBA superstars happy is like trying to keep your girlfriend happy. If an NBA diva aint happy with a coaching situation, they’ll just stamp their feet and complain about it until the situation is rectified. Doesnt matter how many games they lose. And then once the coach is gone they snap their fingers and play again. One night after McHale gets the boot, Harden goes out there and puts up 45, 11 and 7 and is smiling ear to ear. Its really pretty remarkable. So, even if it was @NotSportscenter you can understand where she’s coming from.

As far as the Kardashian Curse, that shit is as real as it gets. James Harden is fucking crazy for playing with fire like this. Lamar legit died. He was dead and barely was resuscitated. Rob Kardashian would probably be better off being dead than living the fat, depressing life he has. Caitlyn Jenner is the world’s most disliked tranny. Scott Disick is in rehab every other week. Bottom line is if you’re a dude and you come in contact with those Kardashian broads, its poison. And Kevin McHale’s old crotchety white ass is a sitting duck when it comes to the Kardashian stank. Those old stiff legs and hips and his droopy face never stood a chance. Only solace he can take is that is only a matter of time before Harden meets his demise too.

PS – Lynn McHale is a ride or die chick huh? Thats McHale’s trap queen right there. When my career at Barstool and relationship with Portnoy eventually goes south I hope she hops on twitter and starts slinging ether like this.

PPS – 6 Degrees of Separation is so, so real. The fact that there is now a connection between the Kardashians and the 80s Celtics is bananas. Never thought I’d see Kevin McHale and Khloe Kardashian making the same headlines together but here we are.