Don't Ask Rex Ryan Why He's Obsessed With The Patriots Or He'll Get Super Angry

Poor Rexy, getting all grumpy when records are brought up. Come on guys, why’d you have to go and get mean like that? We were all having a good time joking about not knowing Patriot players, getting Godzilla to cover Gronk, wearing Clemson helmets and pretending to be Rex’s fat, unemployed brother. The fuck is your problem bringing up football records and talking about how Rex is obsessed? That’s your spin. You write that kind of stuff, not him. What makes him obsessed anyway? Fact that he’s talked about them nonstop from day one, talks about them during non-Patriot weeks, randomly brings up that he circles the Patriots on the calendar, and does movies pretending to be a huge Patriots fan? What, that constitutes an obsession now? Having such huge real estate in someone’s brain that you’re all they can think or talk about? Someone better alert Webster because that’s not how I understood it.

Basically Rex is your buddy who can have fun in a discussion until facts and statistics proving him an idiot start getting brought up. Then he pouts, grabs his ball and goes home.

PS – Savvy move answering a question that mentions you’ve lost 8 of 9 by only acknowledging it’s 7 of 8. Smooth spin zoning.