A Kid's Letter To The Troops Is Adorable, Especially The Part Where He Asks Them To "Kill Those ISIS Fucks"
Distractify – Misty Allen-Brummett, wife of the soldier who received the letter, was sent a photo of the inspiring message from her husband.
The letter eventually made its way to the boy’s mother, who reached out to Allen-Brummett herself and said her son wanted to send troops candy.
In addition to his Halloween stash, the boy and his mother packed toiletries, along with the letter that his mom at first disapproved of.
“The mother at first was going to make him change the bad language but then decided that maybe the troops would get a good laugh and sent it with his candy and a letter from herself,” Allen-Brummett said in an interview with BuzzFeed.
Kids, always saying the darnedest things about the well-deserved execution of terrorists. Honestly at first I thought this letter had to be bullshit but then I saw the picture that the mom posted of the kid with his letter and Halloween candy that he gave to the troops:
Being a little kid who gives up his Halloween candy is as serious of a statement as you can make. In kid terms, candy is the equivalent of money so his care package was not only thoughtful, but it was also basically a contracted hit put out on all of ISIS, the equivalent of a gangster in a movie offering a bounty on a guy’s head to anyone who takes him out. 10-year-old Don Corleone here wants fingers and lopped off ears for every Sour Candy and ESPECIALLY Reese’s Cup these soldiers eat. I’m sure they don’t need any additional motivation but I sure wouldn’t want to let him down if I were our troops.
Obviously you have to love the kid — the odds of this little dude being a future Barstool reader are no longer available at Vegas books — but you have to love the mom even more. I don’t think you should let your kid have free reign with curse words because then you’re probably raising a future Juggalo but in a situation like this, it’s completely deserved. Especially since she didn’t do it for the attention like some parents might, scrawling the letter out themselves and inserting backwards Es to try to go viral for how awesome their child is. She’s just a mom who let her kid honestly express his thoughts about a fucked up situation and hopefully made a few troops smile in the process. All the props in the world to her. Now she needs to go to Costco, load this kid back up on sugar and get him that new Call of Duty. He’s proven he’s ready.