Remember The Woman With Three Titties? She's Doing Great! If By Great You Mean Just Got Busted For DUI

HP - She probably doesn’t have three breasts, but she does have a DUI charge. Jasmine Tridevil, the 21-year-old who once claimed she had gotten cosmetic surgery to obtain a third breast, was arrested on a DUI charge in Tampa, Florida on Monday morning, WTSP repots. Back in September, Tridevil told multiple media outlets she spent about $20,000 on the surgery to make herself less attractive to men. Her dubious claim, however, came under fire after various pieces of evidence pointed to it being a total lie. Photos from an interview with WTSP show Tridevil’s middle breast to be a totally different color than those on either side, and to look more like a stuffed nylon sock than something covered in human skin. The woman failed to produce the name of the plastic surgeon she claimed conducted the surgery, while another plastic surgeon told Snopes.com that such a surgery would be incredibly difficult and take up to a year to complete.

I love when Internet heroes stay in the news. No such thing as bad publicity. The three titted monster needed to make a splash. Needed to say “hey folks, I’m still here, don’t you forget this face”. And she did it. A little DUI never hurt nobody. Now she has everyone thinking about the middle tit. For the record, fuck the haters who think it’s fake. It’s still real to me dammit. Such a shame she never got that reality show. Or made a porn. I guess she’s holding out for the right deal? Makes sense to me. Jasmine Tridevil is the perfect name too. Don’t you forget it.