Soccer Player From Honduras Suffers One Of The Nastiest Leg Injuries Ever

Good morning!  Looks like you won’t be needing coffee this morning.  Nothing jolts you awake quite like a Honduran soccer player almost being able to kiss his own toes. Most of the time soccer players are the biggest pussies in the world. They lay on the ground writhing in pain to waste time and then sprint back onto the field once they’ve done their job. It’s disgusting and one of the reasons soccer hasn’t caught on in America. We have zero floppers in our sports minus 78% of the NBA.  This guy though? I suppose he’s not faking his Willis McGahee-like knee injury. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. How do you know when a sports injury is really bad?  Two things happen.  1) The people around him almost start vomiting instantly. When Kevin Ware fucked up his leg a couple years back the entire Louisville bench almost lost their pre-game meal. And 2) Opposing players screaming and yelling for the medics to get onto the damn field. Lawrence Taylor and Joe Theismann come to mind. We saw both of those things happen in that soccer video and for good reason.