Complex - And now, with a beautiful unofficial title in the form of “mr t tryna get some,” we have the story of an overeager math teacher who quickly (and quite publicly) learns a much-needed lesson in how to flirt without completely blowing it. The series of snaps, originally shared on Tumblr before making it into the hands of Mandatory, begins with a shot of this supposed math teacher apparently leaning into his own confidence a bit too hard.
It all starts with Mr. T lowkey tryna get some, right there in front of the class. Probably letting her know what frat he was the treasurer of in college, how he just bought a house, cool guy things like that. Really leaning in, ready to agree with whatever words come out of her mouth, whatever stance on killing baby Hitler she takes, he was ready to “yea totally, me too” full speed ahead.
And then it starts going downhill for Mr. T. Ms. Other Teacher starts looking at her phone. Even the student knows this is a lmaooo moment and he can barely tie his own shoes.
Mr. T all of a sudden has work to do as his soul breaks into a thousand pieces and his heart drops down to the floor.
The loud noise you heard a couple days ago? Turns out it was Mr. T ferociously banging away on his keyboard.
Oh, Mr. T.
Mr. T is now trying to play it cool, as if he hadn’t prepared for that moment for the last 3 weeks. “Just ask her out, what’s the worst that can happen”, thought Mr. T to himself without realizing cell phones were invented.
This kid’s snapchat game is
Backs completely turned to each other, not a word being said, entire class on eggshells. Principal might want to give Mr. T a nice long paid vacation before he goes Andy Bernard and starts punching holes through the walls if a kid as much as gets up to sharpen his pencil.
Poor Mr. T. Just wanted to go grab some chips and salsa and a Dos Equis after work with the nice young lady.
What happens to the kid though? Does he get suspended? Worse? Does the teacher straight up quit? Or is it all cool? Does Ms. Other Teacher really have a boyfriend? I hope there’s a follow up to this.