Halfway through November and the sky isn’t falling? All too new for this team, but here we are. Tavares is eatin’ on a nightly basis, Frans is the nightly workhorse and the Isles basically have two starting goaltenders at the moment, nbd.
We’re quickly approaching that time of the year where everyone is beginning to see who all 30 teams really are. The bad teams are beginning to slide, the good teams are beginning to run, and the Rags are on a tear that screams “we will regress at some point” as the gap between the good and the bad starts to lengthen.
It’s the perfect time for fans of the league’s worst to hop ship and find a fresh, young, and exciting team to root for, purely in the name of keeping hockey interesting to watch, and boy do I have the bandwagon for you.
For starters, what’s a bandwagon without world class athletes like the Mets?
and then the not-so-world-class team’s like the Nets?
Need musicians, only the hottest artists in the streets, son.
Last but not least, no bandwagon is complete without it’s given number of smokes, like Christie Brinkley and Chloe Moretz.
That’s a 1-2 punch that can’t be topped. You have the classic smokeshow from before smoke shows were even a thing and the young, up and coming smoke. Like Apollo Creed and Rocky, the proverbial smoke-teacher and smoke-student.
Oh and Brinkley.. 61 years old… stillllllllll got it.
With the Isles steady eatin’ and currently tied for 2nd in the Metro with a lot of hockey to be played, if you’re a fan in the market for a 2nd team to help get you through to the draft (looking at you Jordie) I think we know who all the cool kids are rooting for.
PS – Can’t go against il Papa’s wishes, thems the rules.
Join the bandwagon on Dec. 4th by buying your tickets to BarstoolAtTheBarclays, unlimited beer against the Blues. Boom.