— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) January 26, 2015
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. I don’t know how to express my feelings here. That is a thing that exists in our world. When my children have children, and their children have children, we will speak of a time where KFC used fried chicken as a hot dog bun and all was right in the world for one glimmering moment. War, famine, disease, Reigns winning the Rumble, none of that mattered as we felated a hotdog wrapped in a piece of chicken and covered it with cheese. Amen.