Introducing The Burrito Bomber

(Source) It works like this:

  1. You connect to the Burrito Bomber web-app and order a burrito. Your smartphone sends your current location to our server, which generates a waypoint file compatible with the drone’s autopilot.
  2. We upload the waypoint file to the drone and load your burrito in to our custom made Burrito Delivery Tube.
  3. The drone flies to your location and releases the Burrito Delivery Tube. The burrito parachutes down to you, the drone flies itself home, and you enjoy your carne asada.

 

 

The Mexican delivery driver in the 15 year old Honda Civic just got his ass replaced. Burrito Bomber coming in real hot. And yeah it’s probably not the most practical thing in the world. Probably doesn’t make sense to buy a burrito, take that burrito, drive to an open field, put it on a paper airplane, drop the burrito 800 yards away from where you’re standing, walk that half a mile to get the burrito that was just in your hands, and then finally eat it,  but you know what, I like it. Burrito eaters are innovators. Pizza eaters are slugs. They do the same thing over and over. No variety. No Change. The day someone creates a pizza bomber is the day I die. All pizza eaters do is take  a bite and talk about Monty’s. Yawn. Team Burrito 4 Life.