ICYMI: Escaped Zebras Were Running Amok In West Philadelphia

Philly.com – Authorities safely corralled two zebras that escaped from a circus in West Philadelphia on Sunday afternoon. The zebras “briefly went on the loose” from the UniverSoul Circus outside the Mann Center for the Performing Arts at 52nd Street and Parkside Avenue about 2 p.m., a circus spokesman said in a statement. The animals had just finished performing their act and were in the back lot of the site when they reportedly broke away. One zebra was captured within 30 minutes; the second by 3 p.m., according to the spokesman, who was unable to say exactly where the animals were found. No injuries were reported.

So Pres and our new hot fire blogger Viral had this up yesterday while my soul was getting curbstompted by the Eagles. Freaking real life Jumungi going down in the Concrete Jungle. Amazing. The main issue here is who the FUCK decided to have a circus in West Philly? I guess The Gulag was booked.

Total cliffhanger leaving us in the dark on the Sonika call. That eloquent conversation was probably worthy of Shakespeare.