Gavin Rosdale Cheated On Gwen Stefani With His Wannabe Gwen Stefani Nannny

(DM) – Photographs posted on Facebook by Mindy Mann, the nanny alleged to have had a three-year affair with Bush Rocker Gavin Rossdale, show the 20-something in a series of poses that are creepily similar to her superstar boss Gwen Stefani. Wearing lookalike black rimmed glasses, a bandana in her platinum hair and striking a pose with the rock couple’s seven-year-old son Zuma, the Australian nanny has created eerie matches of photos of her superstar boss. The new issue of Us Weekly claims Rossdale, the British frontman of rock band Bush, initially denied having an affair with the childminder after another one of the family nannies supposedly discovered messages and nude photos on the family’s iPad and informed Gwen.

99% of the time I blame the wife in nanny cheating scandals. That’s not because of some male sense of camaraderie, it’s because of common sense. If a wife chooses, or allows her husband to choose, a hot nanny then she’s asking to be cheated on. Everyone knows that. It’s like when your girlfriend says, “Ugh, get this ice cream away from me or I’ll just keep eating it,” you take it away. Because impulses will take the situation out of her hands and force her to do something she doesn’t really want to do. The hot nanny is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s that you didn’t have the good sense to put back in the freezer.

But this situation is a unique one. I understood Ben Affleck’s cheating because it was with some new new. This Mindy Mann chick is just Gwen Stefani -2.0. You cheated on your wife with your wife on a fat, gross day. That’s the dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard. I totally understand the male desire to cheat. It’s embedded in us to spread seed and have sex with everything, I get that. I took second grade biology too. But to do it with some chick who’s just an ugly version of your wife is ridiculous, and frankly disturbing. I’d be more ok with you banging some fat chick in a bar bathroom rather than disrespecting the National Treasure that is Gwen Stefani like this.