Is Dying Of A Heart Attack During Hot Tub Sex And Drowning Your Partner In The Process The Best Or Worst Death Ever?
Daily Mail- A Canadian husband and wife in their sixties died while having sex in a Mexican hotel hot tub – just two days before they were due to watch their daughter tie the knot. Charles McKenzie, 67, died after suffering a heart attack in the tub at the luxury Playacar Palace Hotel in Playa del Carmen, while his wife, Dorothy, 63, drowned moments later, officials said. Mrs McKenzie, who is described as being ‘slender’, was apparently squashed by her dying husband’s body, resulting in her death from ‘asphyxiation by submersion’, an autopsy found. The pair’s bodies were reportedly discovered by their 35-year-old daughter at 10am on Tuesday. They are believed to have died either in the early hours of the morning, or late the night before, and there were no signs of forced entry or disorder in the room when it was investigated by police. Although it was initially feared that the couple may have been killed due to an electrical fault, an autopsy later showed that Mr McKenzie died from a heart attack, officials told Canadian media. Mrs McKenzie, meanwhile, was found to have fatally drowned.
That’s a tough one. Best or worst death ever here? A lot of factors to consider. On the one hand, dying during sex is what the kids today would call a #PowerMove. So intense and such great strokes that you up and give yourself a massive coronary. That’s worth bragging about even though you’d never get the chance to brag about it. But you do become a legend that your kids and your kids’ kids can brag about forever. “Grandpa was such a beast that he was pumping all the way up until he flatlined.” That’s more than a lot of people can say about their deaths. Most people die in super boring and normal ways like disease or gun shot wounds and they’re forgotten about forever. Dying in a hot tub while making sweet love is a passionate and legendary way to go out. On the other hand, you’re dead. And you killed your partner which isn’t a great look. Being dead would suck. But even worse than dying and being wiped off the face of the planet forever is you don’t get to finish. It’s eternal blue balls. You shove off into the after life with the pipes backed up. Being called a legend and what not after you die would be great but going unsatisfied would be a drag. I’m still saying it’s the best death ever though.
