Brian Cashman Looks TERRIBLE

So yesterday Cashman went on whatever it is that The Mad Dog does now, and I saw this picture come across Twitter. Jesus, Cashman looks like he’s been through the ringer. Maybe it’s time to take some time off, Cash! I’ve often said “I wish Cashman was on Twitter” but I think that would actually kill him. If this is what he looks like without Twitter, he’d actually be dead.

People like to talk about how much you age being President. But when you look at this:

I don’t think it’s even close to whatever happened to Cashaman.

The man has been the general manager of the Yankees for 18 years. Almost 2 decades of one of the most stressful jobs in the world. Gone through ups and downs in regards to team performance and of course dealing with George Steinbrenner for 13 years. Take that and add in the affair, stalker, divorce, and rappelling down a few buildings, it makes sense.  That will age you a ton. If you look at the pictures, you can actually see more than just aging. You can see the full development and demise. He goes from young nerd, to guy who is having an affair, to back in control. But now that he showed up looking like a puffy Tom from Guess Who, maybe we should all be concerned with his health. Ts and Ps for Cashman because I think his kidneys might be failing.