Today In Weird Quotes Discussing Mortality, Jim Caldwell Says "He's Been The Same From Birth, Essentially"

Alright, now I’m starting to feel bad. We’re a week away from Jim Caldwell producing his birth certificate while hooked up to an EKG monitor as a Doctor scribbles notes about his vital signs. We get it Jim, you’re totally alive, you were born, then you became alive and you’ve stayed in that state ever since. It’s ok man, we all believe you, so alive. Congrats on the life, that’s really cool of you.

*slowly walks away from Jim Caldwell’s lifeless corpse*

 
Jim Caldwell being the exact same since birth, yup checks out.