I’m a god damn weapon. 7 tool blogger. Writing, acting, reality TV, comedy, looks, panache, jackhammer. These were all professional actors. Me? Little old me? Never acted a day in my life. Yet somehow I managed to steal every scene I was in. Left people breathless and crying in the aisles begging for more. And how about the long con I ran to get some sponsorship dollars? Purposely going bald over the last couple years just so I could reel in Rogaine as a sponsor and then launch my acting career in the commercials they are paying me to star in. They don’t teach that shit in business school I can tell you that much. Weapon.