Matt Barnes Says Derek Fisher Snitched To The Cops And The NBA After Their Fight
Typical Knicks luck. We finally get a young, exciting team and instead of dreaming about a promising future, we have to worry about what the players will think of their rat fink coach. Because Slippery Derek Fisher being a snitch could become a real problem in the locker room. We already know that Melo was preaching “Snitches get stitches” since his Baltimore days. And one quick look at a young Godzingis tells me that he was a hopper pushing weight while battling the authorities every step of the way. Those jaded Latvian eyes tell the stories of a million hustlers. And not one of those hustlers started singing to Adam Silver because some lanky maniac came storming in while he was crushing some O.P.P.
Now I don’t know how Fisher will win the team back, but I think he either needs to knock out Matt Barnes “Deebo style” or engage in some serious PDA with Barnes’ ex as Barnes watches. Or of course, there is always choice C. Get an invisibility cloak and spear Barnes during a game. And don’t ask me where Fisher can find an invisibility cloak. I guarantee Robin Lopez spend half of his career earnings to buy an invisibility cloak. God dammit I wish I had an invisibility cloak. Stupid nerdy, richRoLo gets all the cool toys.
And by popular request, here are some pictures of Gloria Govan AKA the NBA’s Helen of Troy.
