Sara Underwood Out Of Nowhere With Some Sideboob Of Her Own

Oh it’s on baby, it’s so on. Carly Lauren thought she could toss up a Monday afternoon sideboob pic like it was no big deal. Not on Sara Underwood’s watch. No sir. Not on this Monday. Not after a weekend like that. Sara said this is my Instagram and I’ll come back over the top like a fucking boss. Threw sideboob in my face, Carly Laurens face, and your face. If that’s not a declaration of war I don’t know what is. We bombed Hiroshima over way less.

By the way, a while ago I named a phenomenon after Sara Underwood and it’s never been more true. Basically what the Underwood Theorem states is the more single a girl, the more slutty Instagram pics she will post. I realized this is 100% true after Underwood disappeared for a while, and her only pics were on hikes with her dumb boyfriend. Then magically after only posting 4 pics in 3 months, she started going tits and ass left, right, up and down. No boyfriend to be seen. And then it happened AGAIN. And right now, she’s on a tear over on her Insta. Just cleaning up, challenging bitches to wars, it’s a great time to be alive. Need more 12 spoke though. Need more 12 spoke.