RIP Pepsi Porch

Classic Wilpons. Made the World Series and probably jacked up all the prices of their sponsors. Gotta milk every single penny from our one postseason run this past decade! Probably asked for some exorbitant amount of money and Pepsi told them to kick rocks.

So now we’re porchless. Only logical choice is to rename it the Barstool Balcony. Just make all those seats permanent beer special tickets that we do for Barstool at the Ballpark. It will be the funnest section of a stadium in all of sports. We’re open to negotiating, Wilpons. We have a whole storage unit of Ball Dont Lie shirts that can be yours in exchange for the naming rights.

PS – This is a pretty great deal for Pepsi because everyone is going to call that the Pepsi Porch forever. No matter what the new name is. Its like calling the Triboro the RFK Bridge. Nobody is ever going to buy into that new name.