Budget defect blah blah blah social security blah blah blah climate chane blah blah blah
This is the look of a man listening to an old white guy in his 70s talk about boring ass politics
Bored as fuckkkkkkkkkkk. He’s thinking, “Why am I even here? This is the goddamn worst. My friends talked me into coming and that was a mistake. We always do what they wanna do and I’m sick and tire of it.”
Then Bernie pulls out the big guns and says the federal government should back the fuck up with their marijuana laws
Let’s gooooooooo. That right there is how you get the young people to vote for your cause. Lull them to sleep with all of that political jargon that literally no one cares about then come over the top with a “Legalize marijuana!” haymaker that leaves ‘em stunned. Perfect execution. Because that’s all the young voters are gonna care about. “Hey who’s the old Larry David-looking dude who wants to make weed legal? Yeah I’m voting for that dude.” Hilary Clinton, Donald Trump, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio better be rolling hella blunts in their next campaign ads or they’re toast.