Uma Thurman Went Out And Got Herself A Brand New Face

Uma Thurman looks decidedly different at The Slap premiere http://t.co/h7x5Fqs65T pic.twitter.com/3kFb0r4eN2

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) February 10, 2015

Whyyyyyyyy?  First Renee Zellweger and now Uma Thurman.  Famous chicks just getting completely new faces left and right nowadays.  I don’t understand.  You can’t just go and get a brand new face without warning people.  I honestly didn’t even recognize Uma until I saw her name in the tweet.  That’s how different she looks.  The most baffling part is that both Renee and Uma looked wayyyyy better before……whatever the fuck happened.  I’m not an expert on facial restructuring but something is definitely different.  Uma Thurman went from the girl in Kill Bill who I was both afraid of but also wanted to have sex with to looking like Vladimir Putin in the span of about three weeks. Pretty weird to take your sex appeal rating from crazy hot chick to male leader of Russia.  An interesting move to say the least.  And I’m fine with people getting plastic surgery.  God bless.  Do what you want.  But when famous people do it, I just don’t understand.  Especially attractive famous people.

In the words of Notorious B.I.G, I want that old thing back.

PS- When it comes out that Uma has some sort of horrible disease that forced her changed look, this blog is gonna go over real well I’m sure.