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KFC Radio 142: 6, 12, 18, 24 Challenge

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Four activities: Jerking off, running miles, eating donuts, drinking beers

Four total amounts: 6, 12, 18. 24

24 hours to complete it.

What do you do?

Most people say they have to take 6 JO sessions because anything more than that is too much. I am not most people. I’ll beat my D until it falls off before I ever consider running 12 or more miles. So my combination is as follows

6 miles, 12 JO sessions, 18 donuts, 24 beers. I could maybe swap the 18 donuts for 24 beers. But by the time you’re doing beer numbers 19 through 24, you’re shitfaced. Trying to doing 19-24 with donuts is probably gonna make you fucking puke everywhere.

Now, it all depends on where you’re at in life. Like if I was 15 years old, I’m probably doing 24 jerk offs, and I’m doing it with a smile. When you’re that age you’re just cocked and ready to go at all times. And by the same token I’d probably do like 6 beers. Maybe even Mikes Hard Lem0nades if the game will allow me to substitute. But as a 30 year old you gotta limit your masturbation numbers and up your drinking. But then of course you run into the problem of jerking off while hammered. At age 30, with like 8, 9, 10 sessions already in the bank while 20 beers deep, I cant even imagine jerking off. I’d probably need a finger in my ass just to get hard.

Its an interesting question depending on how old you are and where you’re at in life. And its a very interesting question if youre a chick. Chicks gotta go with 24 masturbation sessions right?

What do you got?