A First Look At JPP's Custom Gloves

Straight up Ninja Turtle shit for JPP here. Its unbelievable that the Giants pass rush is so so bad that they are taking a one handed man back and everyone is fired up about. I mean obviously its not an injury that really hinders a D end, but still its pretty crazy. They took the time to adjust his contract and renegotiate and not only are they bring him back in the mix but they are in desperate need of him. Out of all the people who have ever blown their hand off, JPP blew his hand off in the perfect situation. I feel like the Giants would take a fucking one legged dude right now if they thought he could get to the quarterback.