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Two Year Old Crushing The Drums on Foo Fighters "The Pretender" Needs To Remember He's Just a Dumb Baby


Fox - 2-year-old Jaxon already knows how to shred the drums. This video of him playing the drums to the Foo Fighters song ‘The Pretender’ is trending on YouTube with more than 179,000 views. This isn’t his first time playing the drums for an audience though. His father, Justin Brown, is a drummer, and has posted another video of his son playing ‘The Browning.’ There’s also an adorable video of them playing together. For those who are worried about Jaxon’s hearing, his father says the sound in the room isn’t as loud as it seems. Jaxon is playing on an electric drum set, and he says it sounds loud because the music is next to his speakers.


You know what I could do at 2 years old? Nothing. I could do absolutely nothing besides poop myself. I kinda still can’t, but that’s a discussion for a different day. Meanwhile we have Jaxon slaying more ass than I could ever dream of and he can’t even read. Life isn’t fair. And really, his name is “Jaxon”? With an “X”? That’s the cockiest thing I’ve ever seen. Little 2 year old crushing life before he gets some warm milk and goes down for a nap.

I’m just glad YouTube commenters are here to keep this kid in line.


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He needs it. Peaking at 2 years old would be brutal. Someone has to let him remember he’s not all that and a bag of chips. Hey man, missing hits left and right, do you even drum bro? You call that rhythm? Can you even do basic arithmetic? Still just a dumb baby.