If Lebron's New Mustache Was A Ploy To Make Him Slightly More Likeable Well Unfortunately I Think It Kind Of Worked?

Well this is awkward. Lebron unveiling a mustache in everyone’s face and immediately spinning my brain in a circle. I feel incredibly vulnerable right now, disarmed by a simple sharpie line above his lip.

I think it’s because it reminds me of David Robinson

or Fred McGriff who I mentioned earlier this week.

And both those guys were awesome so Lebron has basically fucked with my childhood brain to make me think he’s cool. Either he shaves it or I make a strong stance against mustaches everywhere. I’m not going to go pageviews on everyone and say Lebron specifically grew a mustache to take mustaches away from me but I’m also not ruling it. Time to cleanse the brain with the other highlights from last night.

Lebron going Hulkamania on his sleeves after starting 4-11

Lebron not helping up Kevin Love, being the worst teammate ever. You ain’t in the clique, Kevin. #CliqueUp