Member Of British Parliament James Cleverly Admits To Smoking Weed, Watching Porn And Drinking Until He Puked

Source – In a break with convention, Conservative MP James Cleverly has come clean about having smoked cannabis at university, watching online porn and harbouring leadership ambitions. In a quick-fire interview for John Pienaar’s Backbencher’s Questions on Radio 5 Live, the MP for Braintree, simply answered “yes” when asked whether he had watched online porn or ever done drugs. “I had a little dabble with marijuana at university,” he said. Asked if he inhaled, he said: “Of course, that’s the point, to paraphrase Obama. I don’t recommend it, it’s a waste of money, waste of time and just not very good for your future prospects.” In the three-minute interview, Cleverly said he did not believe in God and that he would vote to leave the EU if the referendum was tomorrow. Cleverly was asked about the last time he vomited after drinking alcohol. “Now that was a very, very long time ago actually,” he said. “I think it was either at university … no, it was in the army.”

I had to read this twice to make sure this guy was a member of British Parliament and not Parliament Funkadelic. What great questions by whoever interviewed this cat though, huh? I think this may be the first politician I’ve ever heard of that I can now say I trust 100%. These are root questions that get down to the bare bones of someone’s character, we could use some interviews like this for politicians here in the states.

This is basically the Mitt Romney effect. Mitt was essentially un electable right out of the gate because deep down people know you can’t trust someone who hasn’t tried weed, porn and binge drinking. They are either a ticking time bomb walking around at a constant boiling point because they’ve really never done any of these things, or they are a complete liar who has a hidden room in their basement that’s stocked with drugs and booze with Ving Rhames chained to the wall in a leather mask and one of those red balls in his mouth.

Either way, these three questions should be required from every politician with their birth certificate and tax returns. Before I vote for someone, I need to know they’ve gotten the major boozing out of their system, have at least tried pot, and are either jerking off or getting laid on a regular basis. If not, who knows what they are capable of.