Twitter With The Most Desperate Move Of All Time: Changes The Favorite Symbol From Stars To Hearts: Stock Instantly Tumbles

Twitter – We are changing our star icon for favorites to a heart and we’ll be calling them likes. We want to make Twitter easier and more rewarding to use, and we know that at times the star could be confusing, especially to newcomers. You might like a lot of things, but not everything can be your favorite. The heart, in contrast, is a universal symbol that resonates across languages, cultures, and time zones. The heart is more expressive, enabling you to convey a range of emotions and easily connect with people. And in our tests, we found that people loved it.
FUCK YOU TWITTER. Dumbest most useless move in the history of the internet. And how about their logic? The star wasn’t universal, but a heart is? Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. A gold star is the most universal thing on the planet. Not surprisingly this is what happened on Wall Street when Akarshan Kumar (yes that’s really who did this) announced the change.

 
Wall Street ain’t stupid. This move screams of desperation. Trying to act like you are making power moves by changing a star to a fucking heart. And did Twitter really say they spent time testing this? Really? No wonder your company sucks dick. You’re wasting time testing frigging heart symbols while Zuckerberg is inventing the internet 2.0. Hey here is a crazy idea Twitter. If you want to be like Instagram and Facebook so bad how about you fucking verify monster accounts.

 
Maybe that’s why you keep getting stuffed in lockers by every other social media company on the planet. Because while we have dedicated account managers at Facebook and Instagram you fucking deleted our twitter account and still haven’t even contacted us about it yet. But nope keep having Akarsha Kumar change the star to a heart. That will solve all your problems. Cocksuckers.

PS – If Twitter just gives us back our damn account I’ll go to war defending these dumb ass hearts.